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A few days later the mother hears the humming noise coming from the den, so she bursts into the room quite annoyed and is surprised to see her husband sitting on the couch, watching TV with the vibrator buzzing away next to him. I know they don't relate to vibrators but they are still funny as hell. These jokes are suitable for most children. Impressed, the man rushes home to give the dildo to his wife. By her chipped tooth. A little old lady walks shakingly into an adult novelty store. One day on her way to work the wife hit bad traffic.
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Yeah, A guy bought a vibrator for his wife and she complained because it chipped her teeth! No bad language and no violence or sexual references are in these jokes. There are plenty of variations of it. The man says "Choose from our range on the wall.
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Description: Toys for Twats Married for 20 Years There was a couple who were married for 20 years, and every time they had sex the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights. The counter clerk pointed at the back wall where a rack of dragon dildos hung, to which the man replied that he had plenty of those at home and was looking for something a little more special. Took me 3 beers to put the flames out. Again the man says "30 bucks for the black and 30 bucks for the white" So she takes the black one and leaves. The Indians are collecting all the wood they can find!

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